The blonde’s face stayed completely impassive as I
placed my order. If I had insisted on heart shaped ice cubes she probably would
have gone to work with an ice pick straight away. She had that air of merciless
efficiency about her. Mere seconds later she returned with my drinks and I
spent another thirty minutes enjoying the excellent cappuccino and one of
Gray’s publications. It was a tabloid with loads of unflattering celebrity
photographs and stories of earth shattering scandals.
After about 45 minutes waiting in total the first
blonde returned. She looked a bit flustered and apologized repeatedly for not
having offered me a beverage before. Obviously Blonde Nr. 2 had given her a
good seeing-to. That is NOT how you treat visitors, even underlings like her,
yadayadayada. I was let into what I presumed was the anteroom to Gray’s office.
Aha! So I didn’t even reach lackey status – no anteroom waiting privileges for
me.
The blonde disappeared into the office itself,
probably to introduce me. Finally, I was allowed to enter the inner sanctum and
meet Mr. Gray in the flesh. He introduced himself, shook my hand, smiled and
had the decency to apologize for letting me wait. He led me to a sitting area
in a corner of his large office, taking an armchair with his back against the
windows. They covered an entire wall and offered a spectacular view. It meant
that I had to blink into the light while his facial expressions stayed mostly
hidden. I was sure he always took that seat.
I sat down opposite of him and asked permission to
tape the interview. I explained how Ms. Montgomery was indisposed and I was
only the replacement, inexperienced and not part of the student paper – or at
all familiar with stenography. He gave me permission to run the tape and I
started on the questions Katie had given me. He answered politely in a way that
seemed rehearsed. I had to concentrate very hard on not yawning. He had been a
poor student, went to WSU on a scholarship, worked his way up, incredible
success as a broker, made loads of money, always dreamed of owning a publishing
house, bought one, turned the company around, donated to charity all the time,
treated his employees very well, dabbled in Buddhism (my, my, how original).
His advice for graduates? Work hard. Now I really yawned. He frowned for a
split second but immediately regained control of his face. I bet he was
excellent at playing poker.
I decided I’d had enough of this bullshit. I was
finished with the questionnaire anyway so Katie had gotten what she wanted. I
decided to change the line of questioning. “So, Mr. Gray, what does your
personal life look like?”
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